Thursday, January 18, 2007

10 Reasons why you should leave work at 6:00p.m

Was doing a google search for 10 reasons to leave a job (I know I damn boliao) when I got this from fenderbender in one of the search results:

1. Employment letter stated that working hours finish at 6:00p.m

2. Work is a never-ending process. Even if you stay back till next morning, you will never finish it.

3. Humans are not robots. Even robots/machines need rest to prevent a breakdown.

4. You love your career, but your family is even more important in your life.

5. If you fail in your life, your boss is not going to be the one who gives you a helping hand whereas your family will definitely offer help.

6. You do not want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job.

7. Monthly salary = Work from 9:00a.m - 6:00p.m

If 6:30p.m = $0.00 + 0 bonus + 0 appreciation + bad health + bad social life + poor family relationship

That equals to: Unproductive employee + performance drop + company reputation drop + increase in retrenchment rate + increase in resignation rate

8. If any person disagrees with the above formulation, we think he/she is a LOSER who has no life, is heartless, doomed, workaholic, etc. He/She deserves the “Best Employee of the Year” award!

9. You don’t give a damn if your boss fires you.

10. For the chinese, remember this “If the house in the East no longer keeps you, then just move to the West house” (apparently in Cantonese its stated as - “Dong Ka Umm Da, Da Sai Ka!”)

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2 Comments:

At 10:45 AM, Blogger aud said...

Please tell these to CL...

 
At 1:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Y must to CL leh?
-CL

 

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