Wanted: Straits Times on the loose

I was so pissed that I couldn't grab my hands on the local newspapers at 8.45pm in the office. It prompted me to send out this (hate) mail....

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To: *ALL
Subject: Wanted: Straits Times on the Loose

To All,

The Straits Times has disappeared from the four walls of the pantry. It is not known if it has gotten out of this secured facility with any assistance. Some physical breach must have taken place and it is not the first escape.

Please bring it back to the pantry if you happen to see it lying anywhere in this facility.

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